- chris traeger voice: Ann Perkins! (☞゚ヮ゚)☞
"yes homo"
supreme court of the united states (via sacredsigh)
If you don’t say thank you when the waiter/waitress refills your drink I will fuckin say it for you
(via mellarking)
(via goodoldfreshair)
Prank idea: hire a skywriter to write “the beatles were just ok” over London
we’re not ready for a riot that large
(via petrichormeg)
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(via anearlymorningwalk)
i discovered i have a packet of gold glitter!!!!!
how do you clean glitter off a keyboard im asking for a friend
(via etherealraccoon)